- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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