Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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