- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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