Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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the WNBA.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A young baby died.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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