- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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