- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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