Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Where's the soap?

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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