-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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