why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A man walked into a bar owch

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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