a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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