- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's white and gluey Glue

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