- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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