What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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