- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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