- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Albino African Americans

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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