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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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