this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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