- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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