- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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