do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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