- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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