- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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