- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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