Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

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