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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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