Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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