- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

black people swimming

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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