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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

it was all Tagart

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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