- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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