i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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And you honored it I see :P

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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first

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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