Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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I'm Polish.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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