Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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