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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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