Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Poker face

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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