- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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