- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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