- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

2 black kids walk into school

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