Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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