why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Where are you going Your house

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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You idiot.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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