- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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