- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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