What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Take wrong turns

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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