- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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