knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Kameron Brown is gay.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

^ That's not even funny ^

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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