Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

cory is gay

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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