- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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