Knock Knock No solicitors

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops