- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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