- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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