- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Obama lin Baden.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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