A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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