A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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