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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is black and looks like a person A black person

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar owch

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