What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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