- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

The cream, it is coming

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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