- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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