- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heskey time.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

N-E Pats never cheated

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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