roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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