what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Wait! hundred billions!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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