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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Women's rights.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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