What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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White men's rights

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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