- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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