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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what do you call a black guy african american

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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