- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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