This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Please ignore this statement.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

One, two, three, four and five

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's 9+10 Ebola

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Whats 1+1? window!

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

This is an anti- joke

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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