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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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