- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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