How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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