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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Your're racist.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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