What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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