- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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