- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why so serious ?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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