What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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