- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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