why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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