- Anti Joke

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A gay man watches football.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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