- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

ajkswhfuilafhgkfdgbluft

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??