- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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