- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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