A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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The FCC

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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