A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Roses are flowers.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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i found waldo.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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your face is kinda funny

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Anti Joke

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