- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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