There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Peas

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Matt is a Duster!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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