- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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