- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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