Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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