- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Your big dick.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

A man walks into a bar

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