- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Women's rights.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

human centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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