- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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