A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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