- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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