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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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