what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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