- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

you give like i give lomain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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