"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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