What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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