- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why are black people so fast? because there black

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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