Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Once, I went to Peru.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Anti Joke

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