What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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John Cena

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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