- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.