- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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