Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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A bar walks into a man

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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