- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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