What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

girls basketball

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Where's my baby??

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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