- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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