- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Women's rights.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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