- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.