Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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This isn't funny.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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dyslexic's Untie

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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WILLYS

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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