- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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