Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Oh, go away

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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