- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Niall Horan

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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