- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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