what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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