What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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I? Everett

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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