- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

noah is a scrub jungle

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Horse.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Knock Knock.

John Cena for president

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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