Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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