How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Ebola

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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