So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

gay pom...

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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