- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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