What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Sex

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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