- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

WOw you have no life

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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