- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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