- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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