A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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