- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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