- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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