- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I C U P White stuff

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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