- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

I'm Polish.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A house comes around the corner.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

* anti-punchline

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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