- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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