- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

AIDS

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

womans having rights.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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