- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Please ignore this statement.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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