Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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A jew enters a mall.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Once upon a time a was born

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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