- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A man goes to the potty.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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