- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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