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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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