If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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