A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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it was all Tagart

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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