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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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