You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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