- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Women's rights.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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