- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

I had a lemon. hi.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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