A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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