- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What comes after 69? 70

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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