What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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