- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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