- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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