- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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