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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Tall asians

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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