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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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