what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why so serious ?

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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