How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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