- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Barack Obama.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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