- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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