- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Guess what What

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Alchohol.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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