What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A pope meets another one

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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