- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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