- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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