- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's long and black The unemployment line

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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