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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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