Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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