I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Cripples are lame.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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